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Sausage Attack: too silly not to post.

Posted on 2008.09.12 at 11:08

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Peachy
aussiepeach at 2008-09-13 03:00 (UTC) (Link)
Did someone say limerick? :D Not up to my usual standard, but am using bro's computer at the moment..

A burglar who loved spices mild
used some when he went a bit wild
he sausaged one victim
but somebody licked him -
he should have called Julia Child.
Mechtild
mechtild at 2008-09-13 04:57 (UTC) (Link)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Peachy, thank you!!!

I guess we can call that officially a verb now. "Sausage": to beat about the person with a sausage [wurst, banger, etc.]. "I sausage; you sausage; he/she/it sausages; they have sausaged; we are sausaging."

I'll have to tell Este!
Whiteling
whiteling at 2008-09-13 13:19 (UTC) (Link)
Hey, that is politically incorrect!! What about us vegetarians, heh?!
It should be "I soy, you soy, he/she/it soys..." etc. :-D

What a story! I'm still sniggering. Thanks for sharing. And thanks, Peachy, for that great limerick! LOL!
Mechtild
mechtild at 2008-09-13 16:15 (UTC) (Link)
Hmmmmm... You could whack people with a vegetarian sausage, Whiteling. I took my neighbour shopping yesterday, a vegetarian, and she bought a pack of something called "Boca Brats". She said they looked and tasted just like bratwurst, but with no meat.
Estë   (or ST for short)
este_tangletoes at 2008-09-16 17:50 (UTC) (Link)
Hi Peachy,

Mechtild told me that you have made a limerick to go with the sausage-story. Love it Lass. :D

Why is a woman like a sausage?
A woman and a sausage are bags of mystery. ;)

--Estë
Mechtild
mechtild at 2008-09-16 18:07 (UTC) (Link)
Este, I copied and pasted your comment into a new spot as "anonymous" (since I can't post as you!). You appended your reply to my comment, rather than Peachy's. I am sure you meant the reply notice to go to Peachy.

Smooches,

Mechtild
(Anonymous) at 2008-09-16 18:04 (UTC) (Link)

Moving this comment up to where you will get a notice, Peachy

Hi Peachy,

Mechtild told me that you have made a limerick to go with the sausage-story. Love it Lass. :D

Why is a woman like a sausage?
A woman and a sausage are bags of mystery. ;)

--Estë
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