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NF-Lee's Gildor and Frodo

Ents more human than tree-like as mates....

Posted on 2006.08.23 at 07:58
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I always wondered how the Ents produced Entings. I even have browsed a thread on a Tolkien message board, where fans were discussing what might be their method of reproduction.

Were they more human-like, with human-like sexual organs? Or did they propagate like dioecious trees, with the pollen from the flowers of the Ents dropping onto the pistils of the flowers of the Entwives?

Yesterday, by chance, a friend of my husband sent him a photo that has decided the issue for me.

Ents reproduced like humans, not day-lilies.

Here is the incontrovertible proof:






~ Mechtild


P.S. to manippers: do you think this image is real, or manipped? Great job, if it's a manip.

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Mariole
mariole at 2006-08-23 13:20 (UTC) (Link)
Two thoughts: Hilarious, and "Ow!" !!! :-D
Mechtild
mechtild at 2006-08-23 13:36 (UTC) (Link)
Yes, I was wondering if the Ents produced some sort of lubricant. Like sap, but slippery instead of sticky.... Well, you know me. Always curious about the details. "Where are the toilets in Rivendell? Had the Elves invented commodes, even flush toilets by then? Did Elves need to urinated and defecate at all? Perhaps they used their food and drink with perfect efficiency, producing no waste, since their bodies aren't dying and their cells not being sloughed off the way the bodies of mortals are?"

Shees.
Mariole
mariole at 2006-08-23 16:04 (UTC) (Link)
I'm all for natural Elves. I think they're basically the same as Men, only more elevated in certain ways. So, definitely flush toilets in Rivendell. ;) Certainly indoor plumbling, if the Romans had it. But I don't think they are spirits, or unnatural, just immortal.
aredhelebenesse
aredhelebenesse at 2006-08-23 13:46 (UTC) (Link)
Good Heavens! That's BIG!

So and I believed the whole time in this story with the blossoms and the bees ...
Mechtild
mechtild at 2006-08-23 20:13 (UTC) (Link)
Good Heavens! That's BIG!

Well, he's a big Ent. Everything in proportion, everything in proportion. :)
Julie ... five more minutes
bagendbabe at 2006-08-23 13:56 (UTC) (Link)
Eeeek! I have to say I had not thought too much on the Ents' method of reproduction, but there is certainly "food for thought" here!

I wonder if your hubby's friend has a photo of an Entwife's girly bits?? :-O
Mechtild
mechtild at 2006-08-23 20:10 (UTC) (Link)
No, he doesn't -- or he didn't send one, anyway. But Jan-u-wine sent me a link to a site with naked female trees. I'm going to post them.
Julie ... five more minutes
bagendbabe at 2006-08-23 22:03 (UTC) (Link)
Oh thanks - look forward to that!

~Bang~
Mechtild
mechtild at 2006-08-23 22:09 (UTC) (Link)
Just posted. Este's pics and Jan's pics from Michelle Rhea are gems.
Starlit Woods
starlit_woods at 2006-08-23 14:19 (UTC) (Link)
Treebeard is shocked and outraged that you would post such a private photo! O_O
Mariole
mariole at 2006-08-23 16:04 (UTC) (Link)
LOL!
Mechtild
mechtild at 2006-08-23 20:09 (UTC) (Link)
What do you mean? He's been flashing since the dawn of the First Age! (Love your icon, Starlit!!!)
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Mechtild
mechtild at 2006-08-23 20:08 (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, pretty well-equipped, that tree. No wonder Treebeard let out that roar when Pippin grabbed him. That wasn't his nose, after all.
Estelanui - Francesca
estelanui at 2006-08-23 17:19 (UTC) (Link)
Goodness!
Ent-draught does work!!!

*thinks may be on e-bay...*
Mechtild
mechtild at 2006-08-23 20:08 (UTC) (Link)
Oh, wait till you see the Ent women! Jan-u-wine sent me some images she found on a nature photographer's web site.
(Anonymous) at 2006-08-23 17:20 (UTC) (Link)
If that's an Ent's, um...end, then I've seen lot's of entwives' bits. In fact a friend has a large oakwife in his backyard that oozed honey for a while; bees had taken up residence! o_0
ms_banazira at 2006-08-23 17:21 (UTC) (Link)
*headesk* Me. Again.
ms_banazira at 2006-08-23 19:11 (UTC) (Link)
Hmmm...Bees...Perhaps the equivalent of Entish spanish fly? @_@
Mechtild
mechtild at 2006-08-23 20:07 (UTC) (Link)
Ah, Honey, most interesting!!! It dripped honey, eh? My, my. I have been sent a number of other "erotic tree" images from people who've seen this. I'm going to post them.
pearlette
pearlette at 2006-08-23 17:59 (UTC) (Link)
Golly.

*stares*

That really is incredibly ... impressive.

*gawps*

I'll never see Ents in the same light again!
Mechtild
mechtild at 2006-08-23 20:05 (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, just think of those poor, unsuspecting bucks that come into the woods to rub themselves against a tree and choose that.
Estë   (or ST for short)
este_tangletoes at 2006-08-23 18:32 (UTC) (Link)
So that's where tentpegs come from!
Mechtild
mechtild at 2006-08-23 20:05 (UTC) (Link)
Right! *snort* I got your images of your "hung" birch, Este. I want to post them.
Estë   (or ST for short)
este_tangletoes at 2006-08-23 20:25 (UTC) (Link)
Please do! They should be shared.
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