July 13th, 2005

NF-Lee's Gildor and Frodo

The Joys of a Phallic-eye View: The Story of Wormie

[I just wrote an email to Ariel, telling her about this morning's bit of comedy. I decided to share it here.]

Ah, the unexpected rewards of a trip to the neighbourhood grocery store...!

I was running out for more soft foods this morning for our 17 year-old daughter (she had her four wisdom teeth out yesterday). As I got near the entry I stopped in my tracks as something caught my eye through the reflections of the display window. I saw what looked like a tray of full of little erections, miniature penises; flesh-coloured, complete with pronounced wedge-shaped heads and a graceful curve as they stretched upwards, as if in expectation of the random strokes of passers-by.

"What the ..." I asked myself. Were they some sort of exotic mushrooms???? I must go in and look at once!

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